Garvey’s Balls
Garvey’s balls are in jeopardy and in need of a good sack surgeon. Our boy’s packing an undescended testicle that’s dusting up all sorts of trouble. If you’re a fan of Garvey, if you like what he has to say, make a donation in support of his balls. Come on. Throw Garvey a bone. Save his balls.
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Not in the Mood to Donate?
If Garvey’s balls don’t interest you much, how about purchasing a song that he helped create. Garvey’s role in the song is minimal, but he still gets a couple dimes from every sale. It’s a bass-thumpin’, red-blooded, I am man, hear me roar tune. Girls, buy some tracks for the macho men in your life. They’ll love it. Guy’s, buy a track for yourselves. It’s a real man’s song. Play it loud, pound your chests, and embrace your inner warrior.
Take it sleazy.