Guys look at girls wherever they are. Naturally, though, there are some places where guys are more likely to look at girls. There are places where the girls actually beg to be looked at. There are places that provide what guys’ eyes are most on the lookout for, bare tits, bare ass and bare coochie. Any of these regions will do, although seeing all three is preferable. Luckily for guys, there are places where guys can look at girls and see bare tits and more whenever they want. So guys go. Boy, do they go.

It’s no secret: Guys do love going to strip clubs. Going to strip clubs provide an intense visual experience for guys. Although they lack the fun and games that go on at bachelor parties, they more than make up for it by providing guys’ eyes with something they usually don’t get at bachelor parties: variety. Lots of variety. Most respectable strip clubs show off at least a dozen hot strippers a night.

That’s at least 12 sets of different juggies. Guys can go to a strip club and gawk at big juggies, small juggies, banana juggies, cantaloupe juggies, juggies with tan lines, juggies without tan lines, fake jugs, real jugs, pre-pregnancy jugs, post-pregnancy jugs, pink areolas, red areolas, brown areolas, black areolas, big nips, baby nips… Guys’ eyes are in paradise!

That’s at least 12 different asses shaking and grinding and wiggling on stage. Guys can sip on their non-alcoholic beverages and visually dine on bubble butts, bony butts, square asses, apple asses, pear asses, long cracks, short cracks, credit-card cracks, Grand Canyon cracks…

That’s at least 12 different coochies! Guys can kick back, hide their chubbys under the table, and visually feast on a smorgasbord of waxed pussy. Guys rarely get waxed pussy at home. Ladies, when’s the last time you flaunted waxed pussy for your guys? But at a strip club, guys can feast their eyes on plenty of waxed pussy, waxed pussy with puffy outer lips, discreet outer lips, cute, little, inner lips, long, hanging inner lips, smooth lips, crinkled lips…They can see pink waxed pussy, red ones, purple ones, black ones, brown ones; waxed pussy with small clitoral hoods, big–you get the picture.

And if viewing all of these jugs, and asses, and coochies on stage  isn’t enough, guys at strip clubs also have the option of seeing these hot spots at close range during lap dances and private dances. No man takes his retinas for granted after beholding Jasmine’s DD jugs swaying inches before him.

Bachelor parties are visual fiestas for guys. Not only do they get to watch a long-legged, naked stripper gyrate, they get to watch her perform a variety of bachelor party games that many girls don’t even know about. These bachelor party games are nasty and erotic and they throw guys’ visual centers into overdrive. Want to know what kind of bachelor party games guys witness and maybe even participate in?

Tootsie Pop My Cherry
Tootsie pop penetration is one of the great bachelor party games. Guys watch as an already nude stripper takes a Tootsie Pop out of her magic bag of tricks. She then asks for a volunteer, although usually she requests that the groom or best man participate. The grinning chosen one lies on his back and places the stick of the Tootsie Pop into his mouth so that the candy portion sticks straight up into the air. The stripper than squats over his face and bangs the Tootsie Pop, her coochie brushing the guy’s lips with every thrust. After about ten or fifteen penetrations, she rises, grabs the Pop and sticks the candy portion, the part she just banged, into the lucky guy’s mouth. After the volunteer is done, the stripper usually does another round with the groom to be.

Dildorama
Some bachelor party games are simple. In this game, the stripper reaches into that magic bag of hers and takes out a large dildo. She lies on her back, spreads her legs wide for all to see and bangs herself. Some strippers pretend to cum. Some strippers perhaps actually do cum. Some just look bored. Like guys care. They’re too focused on seeing coochie getting banged. Although the most unoriginal of bachelor party games, this is a guy favorite for one reason. Vaginal penetration is awesome!

Golden Showers
In this bachelor party game, a lucky participant lies on his back. A nude stripper grabs a beer and squats over the guy’s face, her waxed pussy hovering just inches above his lips. She then pours the beer between her fake titties so that it seeps down her chest, down her belly, down her coochie lips and straight into the mouth of the guy. It’s as if she’s pissing into the guy’s mouth. What a game! Guys love them some pussy. Guys love them some beer. Thanks to bachelor party games, they can get both.

Titties and Cream
A bachelor party game featuring whip cream is a must. Luckily for guys, there is one. In the titties and cream game, the stripper puts whip cream on her nipples. She then announces a charge (usually $5-$10) to lick that cream off. As guys motion her over to them, she collects their money, sits on their laps and lets them suckle her creamy nipples like big, hungry babies. Naturally, she usually gives a freebie to the groom to be.

No worries, ladies. Not all bachelor parties expose your guys to coochie pops and dildos  and whip cream titties. Tons of bachelor parties showcase nude hotties and that’s it. No whip cream. No dildos. Just T&A. Plenty of bachelor parties don’t even have strippers, but rather a bunch of guys barbecuing, downing Coronas and watching gangbang pornos. Still other bachelor parties scrap naughtiness altogether. No strippers or porn. Whip cream and dildos are not even an after thought. Then again, some bachelor ragers feature strippers giving BJs and banging every guy in sight. Go figure.

Guys’ greatest visual adventures come about in their own homes, while in bed with you ladies. While banging you, there’s no bouncer or rail preventing them from close-up views. In bed, they can spread your coochies and get an eyeful from only inches away. They can scrutinize every centimeter, every blemish, every triumph of your bodies without time restrictions. There’s simply no better place for guys’ eyes than in the sack. And guys make the most of it too. Do you think guys bang you with your feet on their shoulders because they like the smell of your bunions? Of course not. They select that position because it grants eye-popping images to their perverted retinas. They get to see your tits bouncing up and down. They get to see your faces contort in ecstasy. They get to see a little thing called vaginal penetration. Oh how guys love seeing vaginal penetration. And don’t forget about doggy. When guys are taking you doggy-style, do you think they spread your ass cheeks because they enjoy your ass aroma? Of course not. They spread your ass cheeks so they can see, once again, vaginal penetration. They also spread your ass cheeks because they want a glimpse of your brown eyes. Brown eyes may not be the prettiest little things, but guys are visually curious about all of your secret spots. And given that you aren’t too thrilled about spreading your ass cheeks, guys know that spreading you during doggy might be their only chance of ever scoping out your “other” hole.