You’ve heard it before – “Guys are dogs.” And it’s true. GUYS ARE DOGS. But they lack the sniffing powers of a canine. There are exceptions, but most guys barely notice your fancy fragrances. And if they do notice, they really don’t care. Perfume is swell, but it doesn’t satisfy. Colgate breath is a must, but it’s only a blip on guys’ nasal radars. But there is one feminine scent that guys notice, one feminine scent that they’re programmed to seek, one feminine scent that titillates, provokes, arouses. Read on.

Question: You’re making out with your date. He fondles your breasts. He grabs your ass. He fingers your coochie. You then briefly leave the room. What’s the first thing he does when you’re out of sight? Does he groom his hair so that he can look handsome for you when you return? No. Does he spray Binaca into his mouth so his kisses will taste sweeter? Please. The first thing he does is sniff his finger. Yep, he sniffs that finger. You see, your coochies are not only visual magnets. The smell of pussy seduces the nose too. Just about all guys feel compelled to sniff their fingers after fingering a girl. It must be genetically programmed because it’s almost an inescapable urge, a kinky reflex. Ironically, a majority of guys don’t even enjoy the smell of pussy. We’re not exactly talking about lavender. But most (not all) guys still feel compelled to smell their fingers, especially when that smell of pussy is from new meat. After fingering a girl for the first time, many guys won’t even wash their hands or shower after returning home for fear of driving away that precious smell of pussy. New meat or old, guys need to sniff their fingers. Whenever a girl, after a fingering, leaves the room or car, her date will sniff his finger. If by chance, she doesn’t leave his side for the rest of the night, he’ll do whatever it takes to sniff his finger even if it means sneaking a sniff. Maybe he’ll scratch his nose. Maybe he’ll steal a quick whiff when she turns her head. Maybe he’ll excuse himself and head to the boys’ room where he’ll sniff his finger like it’s a cocaine line. No matter the obstacle, he will find a way.

Guys’ compulsion to sniff their fingers often remains potent throughout many years too. Even if a guy has been with you for five years and has sniffed the smell of pussy 1,000 times, he’ll still sniff his finger after a fingering. He may have every molecule of the smell of pussy memorized, but he’ll still sniff his finger. Granted, he may care less about the smell of pussy. He may not be as enthusiastic about the sniffing process. He may go months without trying to sniff his finger at all. When he does sniff his finger, he may sniff his finger only once or twice instead of twenty times. Nevertheless, no matter how long you’ve been going out, no matter how long you’ve been married, at some point or another, many of your guys will at times sniff their fingers. Who would’ve guessed? All that cash you spend on perfumes and body sprays and your most provocative scent costs you nothing.

Question: You’ve stripped off all of your clothes for your guy. But nature calls and you rush to the bathroom, leaving all of your clothes behind, including your bra and panties. You’ve also left behind a Snickers bar, an autographed Babe Ruth rookie card, and a Game Boy Advance SP Platinum. What’s the first thing your guy lunges for after he hears the bathroom door shut behind you? If you chose “panties,” you’re really getting to know the male animal. Whenever you leave your panties lying around, there’s a chance that your guy, or any guy for that matter, will sniff panties. Your panties. (Dads and bros excepted of course). It’s true–some guys sniff girls’ panties at any opportunity they can get. And they do not just sniff panties that are freshly worn. They’re more than happy to sniff underwear that have rotted on the floor or in the hamper for months. ANY panties lying around will attract a panty sniffer like a plane attracts island castaways.

Will all guys give in to their urge to sniff panties, or at least examine your unmentionables? Of course not. Most guys will fight off the temptation to sniff panties, especially if there’s a chance of getting caught. Plenty of guys never even get the urge to sniff panties. Not all guys are nasal pervs. But know this, many guys will succumb to that inner brute within them, grab your panties, and inhale your most intimate scents. And it’s not only your boyfriends and husbands you have to worry about. You probably let them sniff your coochies anyway. All guys pose a threat. Any guy—your best friend, your study partner, your landlord, your cousin, your uncle—any guy is a threat to sniff panties.

Ladies, if you don’t want your brother’s college buddies sniffing your soiled panties, if you don’t want your landlord inspecting your period stains, don’t leave panties in plain sight. Leave panties in your clothes hamper; put your hamper in your closet; and shut the closet door. And don’t you dare leave panties on the bathroom floor. If you leave panties on the bathroom floor, you’ll likely be seducing even the most gentlemanly of guys; after all, bathrooms have locks, which means a guy can grab those soiled panties on the floor and sniff all he wants without the fear of getting caught.

And if you live in an apartment building, don’t leave panties unattended in the laundry room. Apartment laundry rooms often have doors that can be shut, which like bathrooms, allow guys to go hog wild in complete privacy. Always remember this: guys do the darndest things when they’re sure no one’s looking. Left alone in an apartment laundry room, some guys will sniff your soiled panties; others will steal your soiled panties and later use them as a jack-off aid; and still others won’t even wait for later. They’ll whip it out right there, stroke away, and cum on your $20 lacies. Don’t worry. After they’re done, they’ll most likely toss your soiled panties in the trash. Guys are considerate like that.