Do you know what goes on in guys’ fantasies? Do you know what scenarios play in those sick minds of theirs? What is it that they see themselves doing? Let’s get something straight. Guys’ fantasies don’t include candles. Guys’ fantasies don’t involve incense. Coldplay’s not playing in the background. There are no whisperings of sweet nothings, no bubble baths, and certainly no caresses. Guys’ fantasies mainly include two things: bangings and blowjobs. But guys’ fantasies also focus on those acts that they want to try, but that their girls rarely or never agree to. The way guys see it, if they can’t fulfill their nasty urges in reality, they have no choice but to enjoy them in their fantasies. So what kind of kinkiness do they wish you girls could be more open to? You shouldn’t be too surprised, ladies. You’ve likely been asked to perform these acts more than once. If you haven’t been asked, your guy’s just too much of a wuss to express himself. Whether your guys have requested them or not, whether you’ve given in or not, these are certain acts that often scurry around in guys’ fantasies.

Ladies, why do you hate to swallow? Don’t you know you frustrate guys when you dash to the bathroom and spit their  into the sink. Guys want girls to swallow. It’s a fitting finale to a good blow. And they just don’t want girls to swallow. They want you girls to fanatically embrace the weenie, to love the weenie, to pamper the weenie. Swallowing should simply be a byproduct of intense weenie admiration. Swallowing should be fun! In a guy’s swallowing fantasy, you treat his weenie like royalty. You kiss every inch of his little prince. You lick his balls as if licking a candy apple. You rub his throbbing prince all over your face. And when his royal highness erupts, you got to swallow with enthusiasm. No looks of disgust. No flinching. No gagging. You got to swallow with a twinkle in your eye and a grin on your face as if you just downed your favorite creamy milkshake.

All guys want to cum on a girl’s face at least once. Many prefer to give facials at least occasionally. Why? Well, as with swallowing, facials indicate total submission on your part. They tell your man that you’d do anything for him. If you’re willing to endure that gooey jizz oozing down your nose, dribbling onto your lips, you’ll likely stick by him when he forgets your birthday. Cumming on a girl’s face makes him feel dominant and dominance is a feeling that all guys crave. To the chagrin of guys, however, you rarely allow facials. Some of you refuse entirely. They have no choice but to explore the act in a facial fantasy. And boy do they. A facial fantasy is a blast. In a guy’s facial fantasy, you gaze up at him patiently, adoringly as his rod throbs and prepares to explode. And when the moment arrives, he doesn’t just squirt his typical teaspoon-sized load. No, in his facial fantasy, he launches rivers of cum that blanket your brow and cheeks and ooze down onto your “I can’t get enough of your cum” grin. Ahhh…facials–Come on girls, you know you secretly love them.

You’re bent over. A thermometer sticks out of your ass. No, you’re not in the doctor’s office. You’re in a guy’s doctor fantasy. All guys occasionally role-play with you ladies in their fantasies. Playing doctor is a role-playing must. A doctor fantasy is all about dominance and guys do so love to dominate. A doctor fantasy is about having free reign over your body. A guy can order you to undress and then inspect every inch of your body. Not only can he inspect, but he can tinker in ways that you may not allow in real life. In a doctor fantasy, he may imagine opening up your coochie with a speculum, giving you an enema and, of course, using a thermometer, a nice, long thermometer. The old fashioned way, of course.

Guys are adventurers. They’re pioneers obsessed with exploring undiscovered terrain. Girls’ asses are the Amazons of their bodies. Many girls rarely or never allow guys to venture into their Amazons. Their reluctance makes guys even more eager to make the trip. They want to touch and poke girls’ asses. They want to bang girls’ asses. Some guys even want to lick girls’ asses. If they can’t have their way with girls’ asses, they do the next best thing. They rule girls’ asses in their anal fantasies.

In their anal fantasies, they insert two, three, even four fingers into girls’ back doors. They insert butt plugs, dildos, small cucumbers, large cucumbers; and of course, their anal fantasies wouldn’t be complete without them sticking their hairy plungers into girls’ anal drains. But they don’t just “penetrate” girls’ asses. Since in real life they must be oh so careful with sphincters, in their anal fantasies, they tear girls’ asses up. They drill that ass, pound that ass, ram that ass, screw that ass while the girls beg for more.

When guys no longer fantasize about you girls licking their cum off of your fingers, they often advance to imagining you licking your own vaginal juices off your fingers. Or better yet, they fantasize about you licking your vaginal juices off their meat after they’ve just banged you. They contemplate you dining on your own vaginal juices because of the sheer naughtiness of the act. The naughtier the better. Guys’ minds are accustomed to bangings and blowjobs. Kinkier acts do add a little nasty pizzazz to their fantasies. Nasty pizzazz means better jerk-off sessions and more explosive orgasms. Guys also fantasize about you tasting your own vaginal juices because it reminds them of lesbo action. More on that later.

Swallowing’s a nice cum fantasy but guys like to imagine girls being even friendlier to their seed. A common guy fantasy is to spatter thick cum on a girl’s jugs. But the cum fantasy doesn’t end there. The girl then rubs that thick cum all over her titties and her nipples, and her shoulders, and her neck. Finally, the cum fantasy ends with the girl licking the thick cum off of each of her fingers, as if it were chocolate syrup. This cum fantasy is a common fantasy for the same reasons that swallowing and facial fantasies are common. Guys love to imagine girls completely submitting to them and their cocks. Swallowing their thick cum, acting as targets for their cum launchings, treating their thick cum like lotion—these acts, in guys’ minds, express loyalty and unconditional love (although, keep in mind, if performed during the early stages of a relationship, these acts suggest sluttiness). Girls, If you don’t perform these acts for your guys, you can rest assured that they play these scenarios in the minds over and over again, hoping that one day they can get you drunk enough to make their cum fantasy a reality. Even if you do reward them with such acts, they’ll still fantasize about them, simply because they’ll be replaying these sloppy scenarios in their heads for days, months, maybe even years to come.

All guys fantasize about threesomes. And why not? Most guys crave a threesome but most guys will never actually get to be in one. So they do their best to make up for it in their minds. Guys fantasize about threesomes because reality is too cruel to offer the real thing. Apart from fantasizing about threesomes because they happen so rarely in real life, guys fantasize about threesomes for the same reasons they dream about lesbo action. A threesome with two girls means double the visual pleasure. Having a threesome with two girls also means double the physical pleasure. Guys have threesomes fantasies because they get to explore, mentally at least, how it feels to be treated like a king by two horny babes. The thought of two sets of hands to be caressed by, two sets of tits to suck, and two coochies to bang is enough to compel any guy to spend far too much free time in Fantasyland.

Two heads are better than one, right?  Well, for guys, the same applies to two coochies. Lesbian fantasies are a must for guys. They can’t just spend their lives fantasizing about one girl at a time. That’s un-American. Guys fantasize about lesbians going at it because it doubles a guy’s visual pleasure. Double the nipples, double the ass, double the curves, double the amount of silky, smooth skin. Girls will never appreciate the magnitude of such abundance because they simply aren’t as visual or as horny as guys. For a guy, seeing double coochie is almost worth losing a thumb. When two girls are in certain positions, a guy’s eyes can feast on coochie, ass and tits, all at the same time, a triple Yahtzee that’s almost impossible when only one girl is available. Only a lucky smattering of guys do ever see boob on boob action in person. All the other guys have to pop a porno into the DVD player, or they can exercise their imaginations. You can rest assured, they do both…often.