Your humble blogger is tired of the way male “experts” portray guys in their dating and relationship books. With their college words and gender theories, they sugar-coat and they complicate and they end up churning out Sesame Street versions of men. Somewhere along the line, between lecture tours and dissertations, all those snooty PhDs misplaced their balls and forgot what being a guy is all about. And don’t even get Garvey started on girls who proclaim to be experts on dudes…

Garvey is here to set the record straight. He’s here to give you men in all their sick, twisted glory. He doesn’t have a PhD. He doesn’t need one. He’s got something more important for the task at hand—a weenie and a body filled with weenie hormones. Garvey’s goal here is simple—to give you the bare-assed truth; the sticky, sweaty, gooey, gonna-make-you-gag, butt-ugly truth about guys. It’s the real deal from the viewpoint of an average guy. Can you handle it?

Enjoy Garvey’s blog. And one more thing…

Take it sleazy.