You ladies know that guys are visual. But perhaps you don’t appreciate just how visual they are. Guys are always on the lookout for tits and ass. ALWAYS. There are no breaks, no vacations. Whether it’s a hottie strutting within sight or cleavage appearing on the horizon, guys always gawk. If it’s your birthday, and a hoochie sporting D-cups saunters by, your guy’s lips may be singing you Happy Birthday, but his eyes and thoughts are having a party of their own. If it’s your anniversary and a petite wench bends over behind you, he will steal all the glances he can of that ass, all the while whispering sweet nothings into your ear. First date? So what. He’ll look anyway and simply work harder at not getting caught. Get the point. Guys ALWAYS gawk. They have no choice. Guys are visual. It’s in their genes. Try avoiding a Krispy Kreme glazed after two days of fasting. Can’t do it, can you? Guys experience that urge daily, except it’s babes, not donuts, who get their mouths salivating.

Rest easy, ladies. There are actually a few occasions when guys place their visual needs on a short leash. There are even a couple of instances when they lock down their eyes altogether. Plenty of guys are actually quite respectful on their wedding days, not an easy task given the bevy of young and tasty bachelorettes prancing around. Then again, a lot of grooms aren’t so well behaved. Whether or not a groom is naughty or nice depends on the amount of eye candy at hand. If the cleavage tally is low and the skirts run long, the horniest of grooms can keep their eyes in check. But if boobs are practically falling out, and a sheer dress or two pops up during the dollar dance, even the best of guys will find it tough to resist a peek. Just about the only time all guys can resist the urge to check you fine ladies out is during a funeral, although only at funerals of loved ones. At funerals of acquaintances or distant cousins, all bets are off. Guys also control themselves when visiting their girls at the hospital, provided she’s seriously injured. If she’s only there for a broken leg or a few measly stitches, you can bet your ass he’s busy checking out the nurses. That’s it. That’s the list. Funeral attendances and hospital visits. All other times are fair game. Whatever the time, whatever the occasion, guys ALWAYS gawk.