GARVEY’S GREETING

Welcome to BewareofMen.com, the home of Garvey. Garvey’s purpose is simple – to portray guys as the twisted, scheming, perverts that they are. There will be no fancy jargon here. No pie graphs or sociological theories. What you’ll get is just an average guy telling it how it is.

Topic - Garvey's Balls

Jul
17

Help!

Posted by: Garvey | Comments (0)

Garvey’s balls are in jeopardy and in need of a good sack surgeon. Our boy’s packing an undescended testicle that’s dusting up all sorts of trouble. If you’re a fan of Garvey, if you like what he has to say, make a donation in support of his balls. Come on. Throw Garvey a bone. Save his balls.


Not in the Mood to Donate?

If Garvey’s balls don’t interest you much, how about purchasing his song. For every track you buy, Garvey receives around 60 cents. It’s a bass-thumpin’, red-blooded, I am man, hear me roar tune. Girls, buy some tracks for the macho men in your life. They’ll love it. Guy’s, buy a track for yourselves. It’s a real man’s song. Play it loud, pound your chests, and embrace your inner warrior.

Jaded Patriots - Battlemonger - Single

GET MP3 AT AMAZON

GET MP3 AT NAPSTER

Take it Sleazy.

Categories : Garvey's Balls
Comments (0)