Infidelity isn’t always easy to catch.  Guys usually don’t come home with pubic hairs caught in between their teeth or lipstick on their peckers.  Tons of guys are unfaithful and their girls never know it.  Right now as you read this a hooker or a home-wrecker might be anally fisting your man or doing other naughty things that you’re too prude to do.  But there are warning signs to look out for.  What are the signs that a guy is cheating?  Go to the signs.

Don’t be a moron and assume that your man is cheating just because he demonstrates one or more of the signs below. These are signs that your guy MIGHT be cheating. They’re not proof of cheating. Naturally, the more signs you recognize, the more you should worry. Just don’t jump to any conclusions and chop off your man’s weenie unless you’re positive he deserves it.

Happy reading. Oh, and take it sleazy.

Garvey

If your man suddenly starts cutting the carbs, dining on Caesar salads or becomes a gym rat, he may be cheating on you. The more weight a guy looses, the bigger his weenie will look for his new ho.

If your man frequently cancels dates with you while using fishy excuses, he just might be getting laid in someone else’s bed.

Suddenly having to work lots of over-time might be a sign that a guy is cheating. Be especially worried if he doesn’t answer his work phone during over-time hours. If he’s not picking up the phone, he may well be picking up hookers for some three-way action.

If your Gerard Butler sex dreams are often interrupted during the wee hours of the morning because your guy’s cell phone is ringing, be a little worried. Find out who’s calling him. He may be cheating.

Do you frequently receive hang-up phone calls? If so, maybe your guy is placing his salami in someone else’s bun.

Your dude may be cheating on you if he requires one night a week to have some, “alone time”. Sometimes, “alone time” means alone time but for some guys, “alone time” means getting their wieners drained by their cute co-worker with the tight ass.

If your guy is being unfaithful, he may start buying you a load of gifts for no reason. Showering a girl with gifts can be a way of shedding the guilt that comes from shagging his secretary during his lunch break.

You may need to worry about infidelity if your man often starts fights. Creating a fight gives a guy an excuse to leave for a few hours to cool off. Cooling off allows him to turn off his phone too so that he can lick his homewrecker’s tight vajayjay without being interrupted by you.

Your guy has always been a hip hop junkie but suddenly he’s humming country music all the time. He may be cheating on you. Perhaps his slut co-worker introduced him to Hank Williams soon after introducing him to her snatch.

Does your guy at times accuse you of cheating even if he has no reason to suspect any wrongdoing? Some guys will accuse you of straying just to deflect you from their own shenanigans. Or perhaps their own secret shagging is making them more paranoid about what you may be doing.

Is your guy is spitting out new slang words, catch phrases or expressions? He might be borrowing them from a girl who is borrowing his millimeter peter.

Does your guy carry several toiletries in his car? Is his car home to toothpaste, deodorant, cologne, a comb, hairspray, etc…? Then he may be cheating. After shagging a homewrecker, it’s awfully convenient to be able to spruce oneself up afterward.

A husband taking off his wedding ring before he sun tans might be a sign of cheating. It actually may be a sign that he FREQUENTLY cheats. This behavior allows him to avoid a tan line on his ring finger. Now he can go out, take off his ring, pretend to be single, and tap some barely legal ass.

If your husband comes home wearing clothes that are different from the ones that he had on when he left, he may be cheating on you.

Your husband comes home late and sleeps on the couch instead of in bed with you. He may be cheating. Taking a shower during the wee hours of the morning would be too suspicious. Sleeping on the couch is a good move because if he sleeps on bed with you, you might smell the coochie odor on his breath.

Have you noticed that your man has been keeping a supply of tissues or towelettes in his car? It may be a sign of cheating. Towelettes are great for cleaning cum stains. They also do a swell job of cleaning lipstick off of a neck or vajajay juice off of a weenie.

Keep an eye out for unfamiliar hairs in your man’s car or bathroom or bedroom. If he has a ho on the side, surely she loses a few strands when he yanks her hair during doggie.

Your hombre may be cheating on your ass if he keeps an extra change of clothes in his car. After all, no guy wants to come home with coochie stains on his pants.

A warning sign of male infidelity is the keeping of deodorant or cologne in a guy’s car. If a girl was sitting on your man’s face, cologne can sure come in handy.

Your mate always has his cell phone turned off when he’s around you or he doesn’t answer the ringing. Uh oh, your guy might be cheating. Don’t worry, she’s probably not as hot as you. But she probably is better in bed.

Do you find that the passenger seat in your guy’s car is often moved to a different position? If so, he just might be tearing up the coochie of some other girl.

Hmmm, the seat in your guy’s car no longer sports seat covers. Maybe he got tired of them. Or maybe he jizzed on one of the seat covers while tapping a little ass. Figuring it would look a little sketchy if he just removed the one seat cover, he scrapped all of them.