If you’re wondering where to find a guy, head to a sports event. No need to spend big bucks for a pro game. Head to a college football game. Or check out a co-ed softball game at the park. Guys love meeting girls with an interest in sports. Girls who show an interest in sports tend to be more horny and aggressive. That means they’re more likely to swallow. Oh, how guys love girls who swallow.

Stop being so damn selfish and go volunteer at the Special Olympics. You’ll do some good for a change and you just might meet a man. And not just any man. Chances are, you’ll be meeting a guy who volunteers to help handicapped kids. How many guys do this? You’re meeting a gem. These guys are marriage material. They don’t cheat. They watch wholesome porn instead of midget bondage. And they always make sure that you cum.

One of the best places to meet men is in school. Take a night class at your local community college. Guys there are looking to get ahead and at least they can read. And if you’re an older gal, night classes are a great place to find some young weiner.

One of the best places to meet guys is at work. Stop going out for lunch. Eat lunch in the office lunchroom or cafeteria. And don’t just sit there with a stick up your ass. Look around and smile. Before you know it, you’ll be banging Steve from accounting in the copy room.

Want to know where to meet guys? Go to weddings. Go to every wedding you get invited to even if you hate the couple getting married. Beware though. Although many of the guys at weddings are kosher, about half of them are there with one thought in their minds. Single girls at a wedding = drunk, amorous girls. Drunk, amorous girls = easy lays.

Want to know where to meet men? Join a co-ed softball team. Most of the guys on these teams are wusses (only girly men play softball) looking to score some ass. But there actually are some gems on these teams. And playing together will allow you to see if a guy is a sore loser or attention whore. Better to learn these things before you get too serious.

Get off your ass and volunteer at your local zoo. The zoo is a great place to meet quality men. Guys who volunteer at zoos love animals. Sure that makes them pussys but it also means they’re compassionate and good-natured. They’ll probably never cheat on you. Don’t expect great sex though.

One of the best places to meet guys is at a bookstore. Guys at bookstores probably aren’t addicted to video games. Guys at bookstores are smarter than average. They’re more likely to research things like “how to please a girl” and “how can I be more romantic” Beware of meeting guys in the photography section though. Those pervs are just there to check out the nudes.

Singles dances are a great place to meet guys because you know for sure that every guy there is single. No worries about being a homewrecker. The good thing about singles dances is that guys who go to them are fun loving and they enjoy dancing. This is a plus since most guys hate dancing. The bad thing about singles dances is that some of the guys there are utterly desperate. A singles dance is often a last resort. You might get a gem but you might get a guy who smokes pot and plays World of Warcraft all day.

Your apartment pool is a cool place to meet guys. Go swimming more often. Sun bathe in a skimpy bikini. Expose a little camel toe. The great thing about meeting a guy at the pool is that 1. You’ll know how his body looks like. 2. If you look hard enough, you’ll know if he’s got a big weiner.